Betty (during a cold): Oh dear, I have got baked beans up my nose mummy
We very rarely do any ironing and so when Tom got the ironing board out Betty said: You got a new canoe daddy?
Betty and her friend were on a seesaw together. Her friend said: Milk comes from cows. Betty replied: Apple juice comes from pigs
Tom was visibly stressed after a grueling day at work. Betty patted his back and said: It's ok sweetheart, you’re ok now?
Betty claimed she saw the tooth fairy flying through a cloud yesterday, and that night she looked under her pillow and genuinely confused she said: Where’s my coin?
I asked Betty what her daddy's name was, and she replied: James Blunt
I asked Betty what my name was and she replied: Jelly Baby
Betty to Dolly: Don't cry sweetheart, I am eating my lunch
Now when I tell Betty off she says: Are you happy mummy?
Betty was telling me that she doesn’t like tomatoes and lettuce. I told her that I love them. I then told her that I love her. She replied: But you can’t eat Betty on a plate mummy
Tom was holding Dolly this morning and Betty entered the room and said to him: Give Dolly to mummy, she is mummy's baby