Other dad: Would Dolly like to come over to play with Jacob after school on Wednesday?
Tom: Dolly would love to, thank you. What time?
Other dad: Great. We will collect her from school and feed her. Can you collect her at 5.45pm? Is there anything she doesn't eat?
Tom: Sounds perfect, thank you! In theory Dolly will eat anything, in practice she eats sausages.
Other dad: Sausages it is then.
24 hours later...
24 hours later...
Other dad: Does she eat anything with sausages? Potatoes, carrots, peas, sweet corn etc?
Tom: Dolly should eat pretty much anything that is put in front of her.
Other dad: Ok
Tom: As long as it's sausages...
Other dad: Should I just give her a plate of sausages then?
Tom: No just kidding! Give her anything. Please don't go to any trouble though - there is a danger she might not eat it and then I would feel awful...
Other dad: What sort of sausages does she like?
And so it continues...
4 comments:
I'd say they worry too much about the details. Let her eat cake :)
Argh. No wonder equality is developing at snail pace.
Aw, bless. At least they are trying to be good dads!
Ha! I think this is what Shaun might be like soon when he’s got H for a week over Easter and I’m at work !
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